Orgasms are useful
They make your head go 'Boing!'
But when you have sex backwards
Are you coming? Are you going?
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Opinions are quite useful
Very mild or very strong
But, very different from my own,
They're clearly very wrong
Miranda's very useful
For making girls feel thin
Cos size 18's not fat, says Nat.
Let's all have extra din !
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 20 2010, 7:47 AM GMTOrgasms are useful
They make your head go 'Boing!'
But when you have sex backwards
Are you coming? Are you going?
Hehe
Orgasms are useful
They make you scratch his back
The only other thing as good
Is when he scratches back
Being off work for Christmas is useful
But now that Im at home
Im spending way too much time
Doing these damn poems
A 40 waist is useful
And not remotely fat
For females who stand six-feet-one.
I got that straight from Nat.
A vestibule is useful
For sticking your brolly in
But don't open it once inside
It's considered bad luck.
Marc P is very useful
Though I sometimes make him furious
So he sticks umbrellas into me
Which is painful as well as injurious.
Trolls are never useful,
They ruin all the fun,
Some post that upsets all,
Contibutes? They do none.
I would like them to f**k off,
And leave us all alone,
And if they don't very soon,
I won't control my tone.
I will tell them what I really think,
Expose them for their fraud,
Make them look so very small,
It makes me feel so bored.
Don't think we don't know who you are,
Don't think we're going to cry,
Just wait, one trip, one f**k up,
And we'll hang you out to dry.
Ooooooh, dark..
I always reckoned Ellie was the most likely BCGer to kill some one
...and get away with it
Frostyboy wherefore are though?
I killed Jake.
How?
A Miranda is a mighty wit
She really is a star
But if you're a wanky shit
You'll obsess about her bra
Yeah! He's built into my four poster.
Skippy is a mighty roo
There really is no other
But a perverted Jew
F**ked him then his brother