The Aristocrats
The New Red Lion
Date:21st-23rd December @ 8pm
Tickets: £8
Website:www.redliontheatres.co.uk
Address:271-273 City Road, LONDON, EC1V 1LA
Tickets:http://www.ticketweb.co.uk
Acts Include
cott Capurro, George Ryegold, More TBC
Join us at the New Red Lion for the comedic event of the year:
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act...
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For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says,
The Aristocrats!!!
If you are offended by graphic descriptions of every conceivable form of sexual perversion including incest and bestiality or by the most extreme descriptions of scatological activity, you really should pass on this...
We are inviting comedians, sketch- groups, poets and performers to tell their very own version of this legendary joke. Punctuated with sets from London's aspiring comedians and culminating in a wonderful headline act it promises to be a festive treat with a twisted twist.
Think you have what it takes?
We are seeking aspiring comedians to come and perform. We are offering 5-minute slots in which you can try-out your material OR regale us with your bespoke version of The Aristocrats!
Email: Aristocrats@oldredliontheatre.co.uk to express your interest in taking on the challenge.
