My favourite act from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival this year was a show called Kunt and the Gang. accurately described by Charlie Brooker as a "one man filth machine". Kunt is a minor YouTube sensation with videos that are measured in the hundred thousands.
This Christmas he's mounting an internet campaign to get the rudest song ever into the festive 40 with a song called "use my arle as a c*nt". There are seven versions of this song including a Nick Clegg version about his deal with the tories and a bizarrely a clean version that still won't get radio play despite not using any rude words.
If you have a spare 79p would you consider downloading it from Amazon Mp3s or I-tunes.
Full details http://www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/
All versions below qualify for the chart, e.g. if you buy 4 different versions it counts as 4 separate sales!
If you're feeling flush, fill your boots!
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