How can such an innocent topic degrade into something so wrong? 
What is the worst thing you have jizzed on? Page 3
Quote: chipolata @ December 13 2010, 6:20 PM GMTYou say that, but I quite like Rob H.
Oi!
Just spotted this. 
*plots revenge*
The maggot was on the hook for four hours before you bit!
Quote: chipolata @ December 13 2010, 10:18 PM GMTThe maggot was on the hook for four hours before you bit!
I was allowing the tension to build. I like to give sporadic meaning to the empty vacuum of your existence.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 13 2010, 2:58 PM GMTJizzing into or onto your pupils is a very bad thing.
It's definitly frowned upon in my line of work.
Quote: roscoff @ December 14 2010, 11:23 AM GMTIt's definitly frowned upon in my line of work.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 13 2010, 2:58 PM GMTJizzing into or onto your pupils is a very bad thing.
Quote: roscoff @ December 14 2010, 11:23 AM GMTIt's definitly frowned upon in my line of work.
On a non-comedy forum, I would have added 'especially if you're a schoolteacher' to my 'jizzing on pupils' posting but I assumed people here would get it.
I think I'm going to hire Roscoff to go through all my postings and add footnotes explaining the subtle bits.
Or I could abandon 'subtle' and just do 'pie in the face' stuff.
I had the same problem recently on the Coronation Street thread, Veronica.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/702205/
Quote: JohnnyD @ December 14 2010, 9:03 PM GMTI had the same problem recently on the Coronation Street thread, Veronica.
We need a 'this is funnier than it might appear' symbol to add to lines containing humour that might escape the attention of some readers.
(The above sentence is dead straight and contains no hard-to-spot humour).
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 10:22 PM GMTWe need a 'this is funnier than it might appear' symbol to add to lines containing humour that might escape the attention of some readers.
Just a suggestion.
Oooooh, I'm liking you more and more, Mark!
Cal me Marc if you want to kiss me. 
Quote: Marc P @ December 14 2010, 10:29 PM GMTJust a suggestion.
if you zoom in on the picture you will see this inscription:
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful Comedy forum,
they took some honey, and plenty of money
A very peculiar quorum
The Owl looked up to the clique above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O Veronica! O Veronica my love,
What a beautiful Veronica we are, we are!
What a beautiful Veronica we are!
I haven't got a clue what it means 
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 8:47 PM GMTOn a non-comedy forum, I would have added 'especially if you're a schoolteacher' to my 'jizzing on pupils' posting but I assumed people here would get it.
I think I'm going to hire Roscoff to go through all my postings and add footnotes explaining the subtle bits.
Or I could abandon 'subtle' and just do 'pie in the face' stuff.
I tell you what Veronica you're so intellectually superior to everyone else on here why don't you bugger off somewhere else. Norways good.