Fatwah Man

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MOHAMMED BRUCE WAYNE AND MUQTADA EL BURT WARD ARE KNEELING FOR AFTERNOON PRAYER

MUQTADA EL BURT WARD
Holy prophets teachings the Fatwa Symbol!

IN THE SKY IS A SEARCHLIGHT SHOWING A HUGE CRESENT

MOHAMMED BRUCE WAYNE
To the Fatwa Cave!

THEY KNEEL FORWARD IN PRAYER AND DROP THROUGH HOLES IN THE FLOOR

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CAT WOMAN IS STANDING OUTSIDE A CAVE

SUDDENLY A HUMUNGOUS ROCK TOPPLES ON HER CRUSHING HER TO DEATH

THE ROCK HAS OPENED THE ENTRANCE TO THE FATWA CAVE

FATWAH MAN AND ROBIN RIDE OUT ON THE FATWAH MOBILE (A FAST DONKEY WITH FIRE COMING OUT OF ITS ARSE)

ROBIN SAVAGELY SWIPES IT'S ARSE WITH A STICK

ROBIN
Got the whore!

FATWAH MAN
Settle down my young teaboy companion, it is our archenemy!

ROBIN
Holy Mecca! Not the Yiddler.

GRAMS (THEME MUSIC TO THE TUNE OF BATMAN THEME)
Allah Allah Allah Fatwa!

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THE YIDDLER A BIGNOSED SUPERVILLAIN WITH SIDELOCKS IN A SKIN TIGHT LYCRA SUIT COVERED IN STARS OF DAVID IS HOLDING UP A BANK (That doesn't offer loans as that would be Charrem)

HIS SIDE KICKS "The Elders of Zion" A COLLECTION OF AGED RABBIS ARE HOLDING UP THE BANK ARMED WITH COPIES OF PORN MAGS. THE BANK STAFF AND COUSTOMERS COWER IN TERROR AT THE BLOOD DRINKING SEMITES AND THEIR WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION.

THE YIDDLER
Get your cry on
I'm the elder of Zion
Coppers pennies please
And your first born
For their blood
We will squeeze

FATWA MAN AND ROBIN BURST IN ON THE BACK OF THE FATWAMAN MOBILE
FATWA MAN
Prepare for an ubelievable beating you unbeliever!

YIDDLER
Oi vey gevalt it's Super Terrorist and the Goy WOnder!
Back to your refugee camp
You Muslim Scamp
In secret the world we run
You can't stop us Jewish scum!

FATWAH MAN
Face my feirsome gadget belt.

FATWAH MAN PULLS UP HIS DISH DASH HIS GADGET BELT IS INFACT MADE OF SEMTEX

ROBIN
Holy Burqas!

FATWAH MAN DETONATES HIS BELT KILLING EVERYBODY

I liked this, Sooty. The Yiddler was a nice touch.

Again, though, God knows what you would do to this. You need to make chums with some animators and voice people I think. You could get a good web series out of these things.

Now this one I understand and if a producer, would do something with.
May I respectfully suggest,change the last line. Up to then it is funny, but the last line kills the joke,(excuse the pun)Perhaps he can die mistakenly painting the Fatwa cave with Semtex(instead of Sandtex)

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2010, 1:20 AM GMT

I liked this, Sooty. The Yiddler was a nice touch.

Again, though, God knows what you would do to this. You need to make chums with some animators and voice people I think. You could get a good web series out of these things.

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That's what I keep telling him! Or comic strips. I even went as far as to break his Racist Chemist sketch down into panels. Does he listen to papa Bussell though? Does he, heck!

Quote: David Bussell @ December 9 2010, 2:12 PM GMT

That's what I keep telling him! Or comic strips. I even went as far as to break his Racist Chemist sketch down into panels. Does he listen to papa Bussell though? Does he, heck the big thick non-listening, non-animating, non-comic making deuche bag......with a tiny penis!

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That's a bit harsh DB

Quite, only I get to call Will Cam Tiny Penis

ok granted I have to think what to do with the product

Quality modern toss. If only it were on TV.

Come on Sooty, give's us some more Yiddler already...

Oi Vey. Oi Vey. Oi vey. Why did the kosher chicken cross the road?

I have no I dear Mark Punster

and Godot Sootyj comedy industries is working on

The Dark Shiite vs Jew-ker

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2010, 5:10 PM GMT

I have no I dear Mark Punster

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Nor me.... I'll get back to you but echo the 's above btw.