For the first gag, I would hold small package up to camera.Printed on the package
are the words,TAME IT.Also on the package is a logo of a man with a chair in one hand and a whip in the other, in lion tamer style.
VOICE OVER IN AMERICAN ACCENT..."FIRST A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS"
TAME IT, THE PANTY LINER WITH BUILT IN ODOUR CONTROL SYSTEM.
TAME IT, COMPLETELY ELIMINATES THE KIPPER BOX LID SYNDROME
TAME IT CAN ABSORB THE EQUIVALENT OF EIGHT PINTS OF GUINNESS AND A KEBEB
TAME IT DANCE AROUND YOUR HANDBAGS ALL NIGHT LONG WITHOUT GOING FOR A LASH.
Then some jokes.
Men can't fake sex. They have to achieve a specific anatomical configuration.
For women it's a dob of KY gel and.."I've seen a lovely pair of shoes"
Manny Bin Lidle, Half Jewish, Half Muslim Surgeon
Specialising in job lot male and female curcumcision
A man has been charged with attempting to murder J K Rowling
His defence claims, he'd heard she was writing another book.
Thank God for global warming, or the snow would have been twice as thick.
