BIFF AND TINA ARE HIDING IN A POST APOCALYPTIC WAREHOUSE
TINA
They're getting closer, it's all over.
BIFF HAS HIS FACE AT THE SMASHED WINDOW
BIFF
God damn you, you soul less monsters! Why won't you leave us alone!
TINA
Why won't they stop doing that, its filthy
BIFF TURNS HIS FACE IS COATED IN A MAGGOTY ZOMBIE SPUNK.
VO
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TINA
Oh Biff will we be safe here?
BIFF TURNS THE WAREHOUSE IS PILED HIGH WITH GROT MAGS
A SIGN HANGS FROM THE CEILING READING "International European ultra hardcore porn storage faccility"
BIFF
I don't think so.
VO
Because this summer evil is coming and then it's cumming!
TINA
Oh hold me Biff, hold me tight.
BIFF HUGS HER IN A TIGHT SEXY MANNER
TINA
Uh not that tight Biff. Maybe a peck on the cheek.
BIFF
Too late.
VO
Sound of Zombie wanking.
BIFF AND TINA ARE DROWN IN A SEA OF ZOMBIE MONKEY JUICE, INCLUDING SEVERAL SEVERED ZOMBIE PENISES