The pea has potential in a Lucy Porter kind of way.
Veronica's 'Talk the Talk' Stand-Up Set. Page 2
The pea stuff is really funny
Ronnie, the one truth of stand-up: there's no such thing as the wrong audience. Only thewrong act or performance!
I know that's not what you meant though 
I really like the pea section, but a smart alec might heckle that petit poits are smaller than other peas so it would be worth having that in your back pocket, assuming you are playing to a Waitrose crowd.
Waitrose shoppers don't heckle. It's the old biddies from M&S you need to watch out for.
Save that material for the podcast!
Hey Veronica. Nice to see you playing nice with the other boys and girls. Some nice gags in your routine. See how you have had us all posting standup! Keep up the funnies (and behaving )
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 5 2010, 11:07 PM GMTGive me a gun with 6 bullets and I'll turn BCG into the best original comedy site in world.
Um.
What?
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 5 2010, 11:07 PM GMTGive me a gun with 6 bullets and I'll turn BCG into the best original comedy site in world.
Only 6?