Quote: ajp29 @ June 14, 2007, 10:55 AM
I wish I had the power to make people shut the hell up
i wish i had that power, in fact i wish i had the power to shut myself up, shut David and his rambling ways up and shut Charley's legs occasionally, anyway how is your stand up going?, and have you..ow Ajp asked those questions, well i'll shut up, although i do want to know, right shutting up.
I will never be sile...
I'm shy at first but I have a bit to drink then I'm f**king irritating too.
You knoiw when you drunk when i dribble and think "you know what i don't care if i dribble a little bit after all i don't think a lot of people noticed, why be embarrased about dribbling when your cock is hanging out". i got kicjed out of a club once because i forgot to put my shlong away after visiting the toilet, still the girls all liked it, they were looking and giggling,,,wait.... i seem to be drinking some shit (it's not actually shit, i don't do that till much later) called thunder rumble and it has some funny scwiggles down the side anyway bye.
Lewis the flasher. Why does that never happen in my town. The only bit of willy I get to see is a tommy tanking tramp. Thats a £10.60 train fair to London too. Bloodie rip off. Its too posh here for cardboard boxes. We did have 1 tramp but he was about 108 years old and the council selfishly ruined it by putting him in a care home.I got used to his arthritic hand rising up for a 50p piece. It made me feel good & charitable about myself.
Bloody council big wigs, how dare they give a ill, elderly dying man a happy life, anyway i have run out of that nonsense i was drinking and now im on to some scandinavian shite, i write some stuff about a stand-up project, see i caom up with good ideas when i'm drunker than usual.
Iffy famous last words but what the sherbet dip...i've just had a bottle of bordeaux so who wants a game of "TRUTH OR DARE" if i talk all bol0££ so what i live in another country...who's up for it
hey ho I'd probably regret it in the morning anyway Though a weekly game would'nt go a miss...because you know what people say...aint always the truth...
any way i'm an hour later than you lot...so i'm ok to be tippsy.,,,one more thing for now YOU LOT...well not the guy that wont read charley's posts...i may be gay...but charley rudeness is well....on the money.
Quote: charley rance @ June 15, 2007, 8:00 PMI got used to his arthritic hand rising up for a 50p piece.
Is this a reference to your superior threepenny bits?
Read 'superior' as 'sagging'.
Don't you hate it when you get drunk and you text someone you REALLY shouldn't!
Ooooppsss...bad sunday morning feeling!
You keep bumping this thread you little drunk.
I always bump it on a Monday when i have my drunken weekend stories! 
What you gonna do about it!? 
Listen with great interest.
I wish sarcasm was more apparent on here!!