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Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2008, 2:36 PM BST

But we laugh at them behind their backs. Laugh in a nasty drunken kinda way.

Who shaved Huge?

Sunburn, you twerp.

You can't get sunburnt fur.

You can dye it though......

You're not supposed to want them to be on heroin.

Heroin is bad, in the film.

I agree with that whole speech up to the heroin!

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2008, 2:39 PM BST

You can't get sunburnt fur.

You can dye it though......

All right, found me out, fur dye. Now I'm better looking than you.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 2:39 PM BST

You're not supposed to want them to be on heroin.

Heroin is bad, in the film.

I agree with that whole speech up to the heroin!

Like life, good and bad. This is getting seriously deep for a Sunday morning.

Quote: Huge Bear @ August 10 2008, 2:40 PM BST

Like life, good and bad. This is getting seriously deep for a Sunday morning.

Get yourself another time zone then. It can be done. :)

(Hint: The magic button is at the back of your alarm clock.)

Quote: Finck @ August 10 2008, 2:49 PM BST

Get yourself another time zone then. It can be done. :)

(Hint: The magic button is at the back of your alarm clock.)

Aaaaargghhhhhh!! I've just stuck my finger in the electric socket!!

Call an ambulance someone! Then a lawyer so I can sue Finck.

Better looking than a multicoloured knitted brain?

And people who can afford heroin, and have a regular supply can be highly funstional.

It took prohibition to show how many funtional alcoholics there were in the US.

Drug use should be about licensing, and individual responsibility not ineffectual legislation.

Anything which involves injecting yourself with foreign matter for fun is dumb as f**k. However you try to swing it.

Just my opinion...

Well you can smoke it.

But is swallowing, or inhaling it, any better?

Drug legislation like anti terror legislation is all about subverting civil liberties, and maintianing a low key level of state control.

Sorry but the idea that every one who takes heroin is a Zammo style alarm clock stealing monster is bogus.

in places like Switzerland where it can be obtained on prescription people who tkae heroin reach a level of usage and stick to it.

I thought you didn't get as 'good' an effect by other methods. Injecting is the usual way with heroin, I believe.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 3:00 PM BST

Anything which involves injecting yourself with foreign matter for fun is dumb as f**k. However you try to swing it.

Just my opinion...

Zooo when you're in hospital for that operation I'll sort out a vodka drip for you.

Can you not make it maple syrup?

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 3:03 PM BST

I thought you didn't get as 'good' an effect by other methods. Injecting is the usual way with heroin, I believe.

Yes if you've been driven to using low grade street grade heroin.

I'm not saying ASDA should sell smartprice smack with the smarties.

But licensed shops that are expected to refuse use to serial users? Heroin on prescription as part of a program for enabling people to stabilise their lives?

Let's compromise - let's make it meths...

and don't forget to do what the nurse tells you.

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2008, 3:06 PM BST

Yes if you've been driven to using low grade street grade heroin.

I'm not saying ASDA should sell smartprice smack with the smarties.

But licensed shops that are expected to refuse use to serial users? Heroin on prescription as part of a program for enabling people to stabilise their lives?

No thanks!

Quote: Huge Bear @ August 10 2008, 3:07 PM BST

and don't forget to do what the nurse tells you.

Is it a nice boy-nurse?

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