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FINally.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 2:28 PM BST

Mine's Ewan McGregor.

(I'll keep doing that joke until someone gets it.)

Choose Ewan, I get it. See, I do have a brain (well, ish) ;)

Woo!

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 2:28 PM BST

Mine's Ewan McGregor.
(I'll keep doing that joke until someone gets it.)

You could at least give us a hint so we can be good pupils and look it up (preferably in an old dusty library).

PS: I really don't get it.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 2:29 PM BST

Have they said mean things about dwugs? :(

I think he's trying to be clever, in naming "good" people who poison/ed themselves with narcotics.

Quote: Finck @ August 10 2008, 2:31 PM BST

You could at least give us a hint so we can be good pupils and look it up (preferably in an old dusty library).

PS: I really don't get it.

Quote: Aaron @ August 10 2008, 2:30 PM BST

Trainspotting?

... I finck.

It's a line from Trainspotting.

http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/john-hodge.html

Lovely little Ewan-ny pants says it.

P.S. I have no idea why that code isn't working...
P.P.S. Ah!! :)

Me either! :S

Should work without the [ link]s though.

Quote: Aaron @ August 10 2008, 2:16 PM BST

Laughing out loud Fool.

Anyone who drinks coffee is as much of an idiot as anyone who drinks alcohol or smokes.

Damn, so it's a squeaky clean existence for the Aaron boy, eh? Don't drink, don't smoke, no coffee...must be a very chronic masturbator...must be! No one is without a vice of some sort.

Squeaky clean living is a life fraught with fear of losing one's sanity. It is teetering...on the brink...of...dull madness.

Aaron had better start a "sober" thread quick. I would but my keyboard seems to be wobbling.

Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ August 10 2008, 2:33 PM BST

Damn, so it's a squeaky clean existence for the Aaron boy, eh? Don't drink, don't smoke, no coffee...must be a very chronic masturbator...must be! No one is without a vice of some sort.

Squeaky clean living is a life fraught with fear of losing one's sanity. It is teetering...on the brink...of...dull madness.

Yeah, but I drink and I still like Aaron. It's called tolerance.

Not sure about you though.

Some people don't need chemicals or drugs to make them happy! Or make life exciting and stimulating.
Some people do.
Either way is fine.

We won't judge!
(Well maybe a bit.)

From the opening scene of Trainspotting (narration).

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ August 10 2008, 2:33 PM BST

Damn, so it's a squeaky clean existence for the Aaron boy, eh? Don't drink, don't smoke, no coffee...must be a very chronic masturbator...must be! No one is without a vice of some sort.

Chronic masturbator? Mm, no, not me.

And just to pre-empt you, no. I don't drink tea either.

It sounds really funny when Ewan says it in his extreme Scottish accent.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 2:35 PM BST

Some people don't need chemicals or drugs to make them happy! Or make life exciting and stimulating.
Some people do.
Either way is fine.

We won't judge!
(Well maybe a bit.)

But we laugh at them behind their backs. Laugh in a nasty drunken kinda way.

Who shaved Huge?

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 2:35 PM BST

Some people don't need chemicals or drugs to make them happy! Or make life exciting and stimulating.
Some people do.
Either way is fine.

We won't judge!
(Well maybe a bit.)

Prezunctly. :) :) :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 10 2008, 2:35 PM BST

From the opening scene of Trainspotting (narration).

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

I can tell that this is a film I wouldn't like.

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