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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 10 2008, 1:06 AM BST

I'VE BEEN OUT! WITH REAL PEOPLE I COULD ACTUALLY TOUCH! THE GEEK DREAM! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So did you touch them? If so, where?

Only the same places I touch you.

Up trees, veg aisle in tesco, Belgium.....

I rode a mechanical bull! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 10 2008, 1:06 AM BST

I'VE BEEN OUT! WITH REAL PEOPLE I COULD ACTUALLY TOUCH! THE GEEK DREAM! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Pfft. That's not the geek dream. That's the geek fear.

Did you get drunl Rubes?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 10 2008, 1:09 AM BST

I rode a mechanical bull! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Are you pissed?

Nooooooooo no no no no noooo no no noooo nonono noooo.

That's a yes then.

Liar.

I was egged onto the bull. I am proud of myself. I held on for 12 seconds before going flying. That's a long time for me!

How many fingers am I holding up?

26

I had two babychams and three cocktails.

Big cocktails.

Ruby's an alcoholic!

Add it to the list of "Things to insult Roo with".

*does so*

Pleased

Awwww, you can't go insulting Ruby.

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