I was quite drunk on Friday night after wine at work...and i did the most disgusting thing...i bought a dirty fried sausage from a dirty man at the train station. Such a bad idea...i was NOT well after that!
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 28, 2007, 12:21 AMI was quite drunk on Friday night after wine at work...and i did the most disgusting thing...i bought a dirty fried sausage from a dirty man at the train station. Such a bad idea...i was NOT well after that!
Now THAT must be a euphemism!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty, dirty girl.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 28, 2007, 12:21 AMI was quite drunk on Friday night after wine at work...and i did the most disgusting thing...i bought a dirty fried sausage from a dirty man at the train station. Such a bad idea...i was NOT well after that!
Honey if the man is dirty, his sausage is almost certainly dirty. You really should be carefull about what one puts in ones gob. Clean woman, Only gobble clean.
>_< I did say not to use it to edit posts with formatting.
Bloody ignorant woman. Pah!
Fixed now. Don't let me catch you doing it again! *shakes fist in annoyance*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sorry Aaron. To be honest I did not know what formatting was. I thought you meant (Do not use for mating)
Anyone notice that when you're drunk you get really nostalgic and end up talking about you're 'youth' until 5 in the morning. Now I understand why tramps are so talkative.
I'm drunk again and i'm huingry so i'm ordering dominoes, don't know why anyone would care but scrw it i'm pissed. I offeneded a load of people in the pub by saying some jokes in my act it was hilarious cos they don't get ironoy. Duh!
Why didn't you nick some dominoes when you were in the pub?
Were you performing in the pub - or just swaying about in peoples faces and things? That may have had something to do with it.
I was being a drunken idiot and a performing monkey. Worse thing to tell people 'yeah i do stand up.' The f**kers will never find it funny because they don't give you any respect which you get when you perform. Plus they'll say something like 'thats not funny, this is funny.' Bastards! I'll show them all mawhahaha.
I am pissed as a newt but I have had a fabulous evening. I got into a debate about religion. I lurrrrrve a good debate. It was fantastic. I very nearly got a smack but it's my local and the guy's I know there would have killed him. Local people are great arent they?
Friends however are the bestest.
I have 1 you know.
Wouldn't your old man stick up for you? Or are you too much of a liability when you're pissed?
My man & I have a rule. He stays as far away from me as geographicaly possible when I am pissed.
Have you disappeared? Your pic has gone from my screen.
LOL...........No Honey I am here. Copy and paste that pic. Use it as a splash back if you want. Me no care. *rubbing hands with glee*