I've come to the end of "its summer and all my friends have 18th bday piss up's till they nearly die parties" Now nothing till september... and I've finished college and job huntings slow at best... soo basically I should just become a sit at home alcoholic.
or find a religion... my mate became a Jehovahs witness... he never looks bored.
That's the spirit... 
Quote: paul watson @ July 6, 2007, 8:29 PMor find a religion...
Scientology.
Quote: Aaron @ July 6, 2007, 10:04 PMScientology.
He said Religion not pyramid scheme
Do you remember those chocolate pyramids full of mint cream that looked like sperm? Thought not.
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ July 7, 2007, 1:19 AMDo you remember those chocolate pyramids full of mint cream that looked like sperm? Thought not.
No but I recall some guy telling me polo mints were contraception.
Quote: charley rance @ July 7, 2007, 2:42 AMNo but I recall some guy telling me polo mints were contraception.
Depends where you put 'em, I suppose.
Just thought I would pop on & tell the world, I was drunk earlier but now I am not.
I am a marvel for info eh. *Burp*
What a dreadful thread. Alcoholism is a disease, treatable only by complete abstinence. It's like having a thread about pancreatic Cancer. Admittedly a laugh but it could offend people. 
I do believe the alcoholics will be too drunk to notice.
If the alcoholics are offended they can always join up & start a 'sober' thread. Or just pop tut pub chill out with a nice cold pint of vodka.
Alcoholics are, deep down , highly sensitive creatures Charley me boy. Thats why they drink, to black out the cruel and heartless world in which we live.
Having said that,yes they are likely to be lying in a heep somewhere I suppose...Bless there stained undercrackers.
Quote: Kent Pete @ July 12, 2007, 2:54 AMAlcoholics are, deep down , highly sensitive creatures Charley me boy.
Oh dear!
Charley my Spider senses are telling me you're drunk
Nah. Not on one glass of wine. Coffeeeeeeeeed out though.