Both of my 'Debut Scripts' were closed down but Mr Leevil has assured me, it was not my fault. It was a few BSG members getting over excited with their comments of each other. My debut script was completely forgotten. I did the gig totally unprepared, it was humiliating, I was laughed off the stage. However I did find time to do an Internet course in Psychiatry at Pytong Pyting Pytang University of North Korea. It's an intensive if short course, just long enough to cash the cheque I think. We can start treatment right now.
Question 1, If the police downloaded your computer, what sentence would you get.
1, A caution. 2, Community Service. 3, 30 Years in Broadmoor.
Question 2, What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman, think carefully because your answers will indicate how nuts you are.
I am now open for business,Post your problem and receive a scientific reply.
Any stand-up out there who thinks any of the rubbish I write will fit in with their routine, please use whatever, It would be nice to know which bits you chose.
