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Honestly, there were bloody hundreds of them, me-thinks they fly in
just for the Harrods and other toff shops bargains.

Ah, tourists in general do head to Harrods as one of their top five London sightseeing spots I suppose.

My daughter dragged me to Harrod's and spent a week's pay on a pair of shoes that I thought were rather unremarkable. Two days later one of the members of Wilco commented on the shoes and I had to eat my words.

Quote: dellas @ December 1 2010, 8:13 PM GMT

Honestly, there were bloody hundreds of them, me-thinks they fly in
just for the Harrods and other toff shops bargains.

I'm hoping that they reveal Princess Di didn't die, but actually faked her death in order to become super-vigilante Lady Flangeblast, striking terror into the hearts of evil-doers but love into the hearts of young kiddies... before simply striking them for their innocently evil deeds.

That and that George W Bush was a robot. Defective as well.

there were bloody hundreds of them, me-thinks they fly in

A nip in the air?

Its bloody freezing in Manchester!.

Quote: don rushmore @ December 1 2010, 8:30 PM GMT

A nip in the air?

Ban him.

Is there any business like show business?

Wikileaks is government conspiricey theory, like the moon landings.

I'm hoping Wikileaks tells me why the old bitch up the road walks her yappy little dog at precisely the same time as I walk my labrador, no matter what time of day I do it. And why everytime she goes "Oooohhhg, please keep here away she frightens me".

Also I'd like to know why big fat Middlesbrough girls favour leggings. And why, if I watch it long enough, my scrotum begins to undulate by itself as if there're two squirming alien egg-pods inside getting ready to burst forth.

Again, TMI. :)

Did your speakers ever make that scary noise again? Not to freak you out by reminding you...

I would like the meaning of life to be leaked and who wrote the bible.

Quote: Lee Henman @ December 1 2010, 10:34 PM GMT

Also I'd like to know why big fat Middlesbrough girls favour leggings.

:(

I swear the bible is epistolary, in other words it tells you who wrote it.. i.e. John??

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