Nielsen

THE PEARLY GATES. LESLIE NIELSEN IS STANDING IN A QUEUE.

ST. PETER:
Name.

LESLIE NIELSEN:
Nielsen.

ST. PETER PULLS A LEVER AND LESLIE NIELSEN FALLS THROUGH A TRAP DOOR.

ST. PETER:
No serial killers up here, thanks very much.

I don't get it.

Was there a serial killer with the same name?

Dennis Nielsen, not to worry, it's a bit weak. Or Nilsen even, I can't even spell his surname properly.

I nominate this for Worst Critique Thread Ever.

Well done.

Excellent, that takes some doing.

Hey Nielsen was always rated by US TV.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 30 2010, 8:04 PM GMT

I nominate this for Worst Critique Thread Ever.

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On any impartial assessment, this is nowhere NEAR the worst Critique thread ever.

Ah, Veronica, your comment may hold some truth BUT,
and I think you'll agree, that this sketch shows that
Nigel has extremely high potential.
I believe he can go the distance. Go on Nige, write
the worst thread ever and prove me right.