British Comedy Guide

Sex Addicts Anonymous

Instructor: Ok so introduce yourself and tell us why you're here, any any problems you want us to help you with.

Female: Well all I ever think about is sex. I just can't help myself. And it affects my everyday life; at work, with friends and with my children. It makes me feel SO ashamed.. I just feel like I want the ground to become a big, lustful, gaping mouth with bright red lipstick.. oh that would be so hot...and then I would subject myself to being swallowed whole by it....

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Very Freudian.

LOL I thought so too :)

Btw, who's the woman in the pic? HAHAHA

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