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So, what do we think 36 years on? Page 4

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ December 1 2010, 7:36 PM GMT

If she does not want babbies then she should use contraptions.

Like a toaster?

The world is mad and females are the cause of nearly all man's insanity, fact!

They are what gets the blame. The cause is elsewhere. (Look down).

Zooo, I learned a valuable lesson recently and I think I should share this wisdom. It is not possible to have a sensible debate with old boy Kip. Just facepalm.

Hehe.

Yes a toaster would be perfect. It would look remarkably similar to her thing once fitted to the female, and the feckless male yob would get the shock of his life after about two minutes or less depending on the setting.

Result - no more births of state dependent brainless and aimless sub classes to blight everyone else's life! Maybe you should be in politics like the eminent Sir Keith Joseph.

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