My father was an unorthodox jew.......He was a Nazi
For me that is fifty percent true.....Although my father wasn't an unorthodox jew....He was a Nazi.
Your all time favourite Bernhard Manning joke
"I see they've found Donald Campbell's body - it came out of a tap in Huddersfield."
Possibly the funniest one-liner ever written.
I'd describe it as 'hilariously irreverent', but only in writing.
Why only in writing?
Well, YOU try saying it!
Black man with a parrot on his shoulder goes into a pub.
The barman says,'Thats unusual, where did you get it from.
The parrot says, 'Africa, there's millions of 'em'
A man walks into a shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp."
The shopkeeper says "We don't sell wasps."
The man says "You've got one in the window."
