Mayhem by Imelda May. She really is good.
"I love you inside out."
(I can't get into Adele though - not that she's asked me I hasten to add.)
What are you listening to now? Page 852
Farming Today' a farmer just said 'The cows are in season I have to fertilise them myself' the female presenter carried on, but, I choked on my cocoa ! 
They Might Be Giants. Great in small doses.
Manic Street Preachers - Roses in the hospital
Glen Campbell is annoying.
He's on the radio whining about some ghost on a can-veeeessssssssss.
No mate, it's pronounced canvAs. You chump.
Quote: zooo @ August 18 2011, 1:30 PM BSTGlen Campbell is annoying.
He's on the radio whining about some ghost on a can-veeeessssssssss.No mate, it's pronounced canvAs. You chump.
Is that not how a ghost would pronounce it, all ghostly and that?
But wait- there's a haunted painting?!!
More details please!
Christ knows. But I think he copied it from Roald Dahl's The Witches, where that witch put a little girl in a painting. 
Darn pesky witches. Was it a good painting at least? Where she could learn to play cards with some friendly smoking dogs?
No, she was aaaaaaaaall alone in a farm house, and the picture of her kept moving around the painting, and getting older and older, until one day she disappeared.
Oh no! Not aaaaaaaaall alone? That sounds horrible, definitely won't be reading that.
Oh but it's excellenttt!
Although you should really read it as a child, for optimum f**king you up-ness. 
I do actually own it. Will read it then, but might have to buy some extra shoes to defend me at night
You certainly will.
Just read the first page- you didn't tell me there was squelching! Wide eyed and nervous already. So, to keep relevant to thread, are there audio books?!