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What are you listening to now? Page 269

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 5:41 PM BST

Thee shall be smited! And bonked on the head by a French baguette.

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Why French? Thats a bit extreme!

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 5:41 PM BST

Thee shall be smited! And bonked on the head by a French baguette.

:O Baguette bonking? This is going to be fearsome!

Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2008, 5:42 PM BST

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Why French? Thats a bit extreme!

Because it's made of bread (the French are scared of anything more fearsome; it's the worst that they could come up with).

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 5:50 PM BST

Because it's made of bread (the French are scared of anything more fearsome; it's the worst that they could come up with).

It's so's they can hold one in each hand and then everyone can see clearly that they're surrendering.

Tie a napkin on the other end.

Baguettes are the most fun breadular product to cook!

I don't know why...
That's just how it is.

And they do make good weapons.

Not that I fight with the produce.
Whistling nnocently

I'm 'ard, I eats em raw!

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2008, 7:19 PM BST

Not that I fight with the produce.
Whistling nnocently

Are there lots of young boys where you work?

Yes!

Why?

Just because these fights are usually excuses to flirt is all.

Ohhhh.
Well. They are mostly 18.

Is that a good or bad thing? Is that a stupid question?

Stretch 'n' Vern - I'm Alive

I'm Alive the man with the second face! and I'm ready ya'll to rock this space....REALLLLL!

The new Vines album, which is streaming on their Myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/thevines

No one likes them anymore though, do they? I do at least, me and seven others; the last album was great.

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2008, 7:19 PM BST

Baguettes are the most fun breadular product to cook!

I don't know why...
That's just how it is.

And they do make good weapons.

Not that I fight with the produce.
Whistling nnocently

I did a laugh. Well, quite a few actually. Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ July 7 2008, 7:35 PM BST

Is that a good or bad thing? Is that a stupid question?

Good for her, good for them. Every man wants a saucy older woman.

Lucky bastards.

Disclaimer: Slightly older. Than them. Not old. DON'T HURT ME.

:D

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