What are you listening to now? Page 1,397
Quote: lofthouse @ 30th May 2020, 5:47 PMI accuse Rod Stewart of being a c*nt
Ain't it awesome Rod Stewart got a knighthood? I'd like to think if I could select someone, it'd be cos they lost a limb in battle, or discovered a cure for some fatal disease, or released 8460 political prisoners... But I guess the guy who crooned 'Young Turks' 30 years ago is awesome too in a way. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/53/fb/5b/53fb5ba87a68889ad143bbca7653d556.jpg
Do you think I'm sexy?
No I think your a total wanker
Lol I actually had a dream about him a few months ago
I was in a toilets at a nightclub and he was in front of the mirror spraying his hair and preening himself and posing and I started screaming abuse at him calling him a f**king tart and a dickhead!
F**k knows what that little prick was doing in my dreams
Twat!
I have a recurring dream about Melanie C. My psychologist says it represents my subliminal desires. For Melanie C. I pay him fifty pounds an hour.
Maybe my dream suggest I have a subliminal desire to ram Rods spikey head down a toilet bowl and drown the irritating little f**kwit in a poo and wee soup
I have a recurring dream where Melanie C feeds me beer and kebabs in a pink dress. Don't know why I'm wearing that.
If Limahl convinces twins to masturbate, does he cadge a googoo?
Badfinger, Come and Get it. My mother in reverse.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st May 2020, 10:47 AMIf Limahl convinces twins to masturbate, does he cadge a googoo?
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Didn't he sing Never-ending Story?
I went to that movie
Never ending story? It was all over in just under two hours
Pffff
Oh and it was f**king shit
Tin Openers
Momus - The Art Creep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvnmWtDU53w
The Kaos Signing Choir - Veggie Aliens With Attitude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jD2tXVzNdY
The Billy Sentris - Bengawan Solo (A Bakery):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk6SBfK8Tc4
Bombay Show Pig featuring Jacco Gardner - Get Lost in the Shuffle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnoZSsSGiPo
Corkscrews
Chinese Football (From Wuhan) - Goalkeeper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ5Qd_tbKyI
Lucille Hegamin - I've Got To Cool My Puppies Now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3H8b40SC4Q
Gaz Burch - Lemon Curd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7UqUkRv2Jk
Harry and Paul - Driver Song:
nice bit of SKA when not expected
tasty jam session
AND If you think you've heard all of LZ try this.
Never heard of the Billy Sentris
Damn that's good...
Neverending Story.
How does it end?
Toasters
The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing - Moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIm6oOF7gII
Bizimkiler - With or Without You:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9tbmhUIaA
Johnny Paycheck - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone to Kill:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj0FwhPDALc
Tendouji - Killing Heads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_RslhMj4Ig
Dishwashers
Genevieve Waite - Biting My Nails:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BAtMlXdvbc
Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ2SvK6pwqQ
Thomas Mapfumo - Shumba:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-mw9U5Fq4g
Sister Irene O'Connor - Fire (of God's Love):
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st May 2020, 9:53 PMNeverending Story.
How does it end?
UFO lands in Ambridge.A personable alien will get out but with him a monstrous tall killer robot.Which proceeds to lay waste the countryside especially Brookfield.The alien in a quiet but firm voice says to himself "The BBC had been Warned" re-enters the space ship which takes off..THE END.