Fat Brian, sitting next to me, eating crisps with his mouth open. I think I want to kill him.
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Do so then.
The moment passed. I think I'll offer him a pretzel and see if he does a George Bush.
I'm listening to the oven timer going off. I have been baking. 
Oooh, what have you made?
I made a triple chocolate cake in a loaf stylee. It is yum!
God DAMN that sounds good.
It is. But it made me feel a little bit sick as I was eating the bits that stuck to the tin, and then had a slice too.
Ohhh did you lick the mixing bowl spoon.
Yep I did indeed. Hence now, the slight sickness. 
Don't like chocolate cake.
Because your a Machine.
A sexual machine. 
("Temporarily out of service.")
Haha! But you must have something wrong with you to not like chocolate cake...what about brownies? I make the best brownies ever!
Oh wow, I want a brownie.
P.S. Don't quote that out of context!!