They say women make love with their ears. They like to hear words of love and the rustle of paper money. Men make love with their eyes. Women know this very well, so wear low cut tops and mini-skirts, showing lots of cleavage, at both ends.
Some are so blatant they should display price stickers.(10 pints of Lager might get you within sniffin' distance of these beauties, maybe even a suck.)
I've tried to explain this theory to my wife, the reason I can't get the popcorn
is because of the hairy wart on her chin. It's not just a couple of hairs, she could creosote a fence with her face.How can I convince her to have a shave