Run over by a Buss - aka Stott the Difference - aka Ben Behaving Badly - aka Sooty and Sleep
INT. POLICE INTERVIEW ROOM - DAY
STEVE SUNSHINE IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY A POLICEMAN, INSPECTOR FILTH.
INSPECTOR FILTH:
Nat Wicks. Ever hear of her?
STEVE SUNSHINE:
I'm familiar with her.
INSPECTOR FILTH:
We know about Nat. She swore out a statement that she had seen and could positively identify members of the BCG clique and had intimate knowledge of their business, including, but not exclusive to, really annoying Veronica Vestibule.
STEVE SUNSHINE:
I don't know nothing about that.
INSPECTOR FILTH:
We know you know something, Sunshine. We know the BCG forum were selling her to a gang of Hungarians. Most likely the same Hungarians that run Chortle. We know there were no Stewart Lee DVD's on that boat Sunshine. The Hungarians were going to buy the one person that could finger the clique for them.
STEVE SUNSHINE:
It's true, it's all true. We were trying to sell her, but four mysterious men stormed the boat and killed her.
INSPECTOR FILTH:
Who were they Sunshine?
STEVE SUNSHINE:
I don't know Inspector. Whoever they were, they were there one minute, and then just like that, they were gone.
