Quote: Tim Walker @ November 23 2010, 1:17 AM GMTAnyone know the postcode for Buckingham Palace? I want to test a theory...
Will they hold a Guy Fawkes styles celebration in my name?
Where does your poo go? Page 2
If you change your name to Guy Fawkes, almost certainly. 
Interesting...
My poo as ever goes straight to critique
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 23 2010, 1:17 AM GMTAnyone know the postcode for Buckingham Palace? I want to test a theory...
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Is your theory that the Queen's poo has its own cack-transportation system, entirely separate from the filthy prole-sewers? You could be onto something there.
Maybe there's a Busby-wearing guard permanently-stationed beneath the Royal Lav, who upon feeling the weighty thud of a gamey royal stool bury itself deep into his bearskin hat, sprints off down a secret tunnel that ends up in Hackney, to deposit the Royal Load into the streets.
The queen has a maid who's job it is to make sure no one goes into her toilet corridor half an hour before or after a poo.
Please someone reedit that
nb if it does speeds who fancies a poo race?
Mine goes into a hole in my back yard where it is eaten by diseased opossums and rabid raccoons before being splattered all over the roadside by large pickup trucks and SUVs.