Inspired by another thread and recents posts.
Hope the "players" take it with the affection that it was intended.
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Mr Bussell sits in a red velvet armchair deep in thought.
Bussell: Hmmm, vote for me and win....win what? What should the prize be this time? Matthew's old Teddy bear maybe?
The door creaks open and his trusty servant Ben hobbles in.
Ben: Mr Bussell Sir. Mr J is here. He says he has a new case for you.
Bussell: Send him in, send him in man. I haven't had a new case in ages.
Ben signals into the shadows and SootyJ appears.
Bussell: Mr J. Good to see you. How fairs the signage business?
SootyJ: Holding its own. If you pardon the expression Mr Bussell. I have a strange case for you.
Bussell: I'm all hair....I mean ears.
SootyJ: Today, On the BCG in critique. A sketch was posted of such cunning and wit.
Bussell: This is indeed strange. Who was the poster Mr J? No wait let me guess.
SootyJ: If you must Mr Bussell.
Bussell: Cunning and wit? Mr Sunshine?
SootyJ: No too busy impersonating Elvis.
Bussell: Leevil?
Sooty: To busy baking.
Bussell: Gavin.
Sooty: Too...hmm. Welsh.
A strange clicking sound can be heard in the background.
Bussell: Chip?
Sooty: Too busy chasing Ellie.
Bussell: Nat Wicks.
Sooty: Too busy doing stand up.
The clicking noise gets louder.
Bussell: Marc P?
Sooty: Too busy with a man called Jack.
Bussell: What IS that noise?
Sooty: I have no idea. But it is curious.
Bussell: Cunning and Wit? Cunning and Wit? This is a three comb problem Mr J. ScratchyR?
Sooty: Too unpronounceable a name.
Bussell: Mistress Zooo?
Sooty: No feeding grapes to Aaron whilst dressed as Marie from Allo Allo! She was only in the first few series you know.
The noise reaches a crescendo.
Bussell: What the f**k is that noise?
Sooty: It seem to be...a clique!
What is the strange clique? Who was the poster with cunning and wit? Was it cunning and wit at all - or was it mearly....bollocks. Find in the next episode of
Angels and the BCG Code Symbol thing.
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I'm sure you've missed a few out but no doubt they will appear in later instalments.
