Harry Potter rant

So the new Harry Potter film is out now, and she's decided to split the film into two pieces in order to retrieve the most cash from the public. She doesn't need anymore money! Its disgusting, and that won't be the end of it either. In a few years time it will be 'Harry Potter 291 - Another bit I forgot to mention in the book'. by J.K. Rowling-in-your-cash

I mean lets face it, Harry Potter is basically about an innocent eleven year old boy who is snatched away to go and practise magic with an elderly homosexual.

'You're a wizard Harry.'

'And you're a big fat ugly paedophile.'

That's the character I love - Hagrid.

He's such a failure, I wan't to see the scene where he finally makes a move on Hermione cause its been a long time comin'. You'll see him practising in the mirror dressed up all smart:

'Well, listen 'ere 'Ermione... I 'aven't been in many relationships really, only what Dumbledore showed me 'n tha'... But I have practised a fair bit on Fang 'ere.

I was thinking about making a Harry Potter parody of the Philosopher's Stone.

"Professor Quirrell I've passed all your little tests! I've played giant chess, Ron's nearly died and now I am here! Its time for you to show us what you've been hiding under that turban all this time!"

"...A...a vagina??"

"YES BOY, NOW GET DOWN HERE AND GIVE ME A B-B-B-BRAIN-GASM"

I doubt it was Rowling's decision to split the final book into two films.

Ha yeah true it probably wasn't.. but she still gets moneys

Well she wrote the books, that's kinda how it works Juan.

Good luck to Rowling. She struggled in the wilderness for years and got knocked back a hell of a lot. I'm not into the Potter books myself but they got kids reading, which can only be a good thing.

I'm sure I know why 'Deathly Hallows' has been split into two films. There's just too much material to pack into a single film of reasonable length.

'Azkaban' is an utterly appalling film (unless you're in primary school) but the book is an excellent read for all ages. They just couldn't do the book justice in the time allowed.

JKR is worth every penny she's been paid.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 21 2010, 12:37 PM GMT

I'm sure I know why 'Deathly Hallows' has been split into two films. There's just too much material to pack into a single film of reasonable length.

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I'm sure, like any other long book, they could have cut it into one film; but of course if they split it into two, then they have two sure-fire money spinners to release; so it's understandable why they've gone that route.