I hope you called her a cow.
The nicest thing anyone has ever said to you Page 2
I just shook my head.
Ian La Frenais once told me my sitcom script was "very very funny".
Not the nicest thing anyone ever said to me, but I just thought I'd get it out there.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 20 2010, 2:57 PM GMTIan La Frenais once told me my sitcom script was "very very funny".
I can't top that. 
The trouble with people saying nice things is that they often do so only because they want something. Or worse still, you've actually done something for them already, and they think they can pay you back with just a compliment. So if anyone says anything nice to me, I tell them to f*** off.
I was telling a customer that I sometimes chat to at the library that I wasn't sure if I was going to keep my job because of cuts, but she said "You shouldn't worry: you're young, you're charming, you're good looking...you'll be fine". I don't know what being good looking has got to do with working at a library, but still...'twas nice.
I just need to work on the ladies under 40 now.
Quote: Nogget @ November 20 2010, 3:37 PM GMTif anyone says anything nice to me, I tell them to f*** off.
How unlike me you are, Sooty.
If anyone tells me to f*** off, I say something nice to them. 
"Your not as much as a c**t as I thought you were"
"As it's your birthday, you can be the man tonight."
You could be the next James Cotter if you were more talented.
Did I ever mention the time a urologist said that my...?
Your piss is so sweet you could be diabetic
Quote: DaButt @ November 20 2010, 2:54 PM GMTYesterday a woman at the grocery store rather loudly accused me of trying to sneak a peak at her husband's food stamp PIN number as he paid for $425 worth of food.
Was it yeast?
Quote: sootyj @ November 20 2010, 8:35 PM GMTYou could be the next James Cotter if you were more talented.
Didn't I say that to you?