I doubt this will get many replies
As I can't even remember myself.
Probably when my Dad said "At least you're nicer than your brother"
The nicest thing anyone has ever said to you
When me and my mate at school were getting told off by a teacher. She said whilst looking at me; "You're a nice, funny, good looking person, I don't expect this from you." She then turned to my mate, grimaced and said. "I expect this sort of thing from you though."
Obviously paraphrased but that was a good day. 
Having little kids has afforded me many nice moments. But I had one of my best today. When I dropped Apryl off to school today, she leaned back in the car and said "Love you Mom." Today was the first time she called me that.
Sappy, yes. But pretty darn terrific nevertheless.
Awww
Nice one Andy
That's so sweet 
The problem is when people tell you nice things, they often don't have the same definition of 'nice' as you do. I recall a guy telling me, really intensely, that he was going home to have a wan7k about me, he was really upset that I found that hilarious.
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 20 2010, 1:59 AM GMTThe problem is when people tell you nice things, they often don't have the same definition of 'nice' as you do. I recall a guy telling me, really intensely, that he was going home to have a wan7k about me, he was really upset that I found that hilarious.
I often wonder what a wan7k is.
Quote: Chappers @ November 20 2010, 2:01 AM GMTI often wonder what a wan7k is.
It's one less than an Octowank. An achievement I've never bettered since puberty.
Still, the night is young.
You wanked off 8 guys? Well done, my record is 4. 
When my oldest son was about 7 I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up and he replied:
"I want to be you dad"
When I asked him to get me something the other day he replied:
"Get it yourself retard"
You are all intelligent people, I'll leave it up to you to decide which of these is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I once made a quip to which Rita from Coronation Street replied with a smile "Very funny".
I remember it vividly because I am, of course, totally unfunny.
Quote: Will Cam @ November 20 2010, 10:24 AM GMTWhen my oldest son was about 7 I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up and he replied:
"I want to be you dad"
When I asked him to get me something the other day he replied:
"Get it yourself retard"
You are all intelligent people, I'll leave it up to you to decide which of these is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yesterday a woman at the grocery store rather loudly accused me of trying to sneak a peak at her husband's food stamp PIN number as he paid for $425 worth of food.