I'm new I am, from darkest West Wales. I have a lantern and I would like a pet Sloth but I haven't got one. Also I am often muddy. There's Welsh tv sitcoms in Welsh here sometimes with english subtitles but I'm not frightened. Anyway - hello 
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Ooh. I like your accent.
Certainly one of the more odd introductions we've had, so welcome! 
Wel shwmae. Pa rhan o'r Gorllewin Gwyllt wyt ti'n dod o?
I'm from the swamplands of north pembrokeshire. Unfortunately I don't speak Welsh, but my spawn does - took me 4 years before I realised I was being called a dog's arse. From your profile I see we have some credits in common - I too have had material broadcast on My Dog's Got No Nose, Huddlines, Spitting Image, Hale & Pace, Rory Bremner...Who Else?, Giggly Bitz.
Cheers! 
well i'm english through and through, and i believe you welsh invented that language to cheat at scrabble