Competitions

I'd just like to say that if I won one of the competitions it would be a great present for my birthday on June 26th.

Does that make you a crab? I`m a goat!

Bah?

OK, I get it now. I'm a Bull!

I`d like to have been a virgo though!

Why what's a Virgo do?

Typo

I meant a Leo, or something bold & stuff..

I`ll get my coat!

You mean your goat?

It`s a parka!

Do you have to pay and displaya?

Sometimes.

But if I risk it, it`s only a mirror offence!

So you're LEFT appearing on the RIGHT side of the law.

*Check! But give me a chance before check mate OK?*

I had a girlie mate who could only turn left...

...

Is that a surrender?

I meant in her car...

Oh sorry I was waiting for a punchline.