A 70S STYLE COUPLEN BRAD AND NATASHA (eg BRIGHT COLOURED BRINYLON CLOTHES AND HAIRSPRAYED HAIR) ARE STANDING IN A BRANCH OF GREGGS TALKING TO A STAFF MEMBER.
BRAD
When do we get to duet with Donny Osmond.
NATASHA
And the Osmonds it'll be fantabulosal!
STAFF
Do you want a chicken tikka slice or a sack of donuts?
SCENE 2
ON A TROPICAL ISLAND A FAT GEORDIE IS SHAKING A MIDGET BY THE THROAT
WHILST RICARDO MONTABLAN HITS THE GEORDIE WITH A SHOE.
GEORDIE
I don't fookin want to see Donny Osmond. Where's me fookin steak slice ya midger bastard.
RICARDO LOOKS STRAIGHT INTO CAMERA AND SCREAMS ALA SHATNER IN THE WRATH OF KAHN
RICARDO
Sooooootttttttyyyyyyjjjjjj!
SCENE3
SOOTYJ LOOKS UP FROM A BONFIRE AS IF HE HEARD RICARDO
HE IS BURNING 2 SIGNS
"Fantasy Island" and "Fantasy Pieland"
