Quote: Chappers @ November 17 2010, 1:51 AM GMTBecause he turned you down?
Contrary to pop belief I may add that Prince William licked my fanny for 7 minutes. 6 of those minutes AFTER the air in my aero went Pfffffffff! (thats a fanny fart to all those commoners)
I don't give a flying f**k about this subject.
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 11:01 PM GMTNo, it just this minute struck me that you're quite 1D. You lack depth and perspective. No offence!
I know it's tricky, but don't be such a dick. No offence! 
So how long will it last? The average royal marriage now lasts approximately 5 minutes.
William said he "took her up somewhere nice in Kenya and proposed".
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 17 2010, 11:16 AM GMTWilliam said he "took her up somewhere nice in Kenya and proposed".
Another instance where this site requires an audible Sid James emoticon.
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:55 PM GMTYou're like the most one dimensional person ever.
But with a little foreshortening, to give the illusion of depth...
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 17 2010, 5:17 PM GMT
But with a little foreshortening, to give the illusion of depth...
And a big f**k you to you too sir!
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 17 2010, 11:16 AM GMTWilliam said he "took her up somewhere nice in Kenya and proposed".
Better than going down I suppose - on one knee that is.
Quote: Leevil @ November 17 2010, 2:45 AM GMTI don't give a flying f**k about my subjects.
You're not the queen Leevil you just look like her
For years I thought coins were small mirrors.
And dated a greek racist.
I wouldn't wipe my bum on a 2011 royal wedding teatowel.
But I'd salute a 2011 Bussell wedding mug.
I'd like Bussell wedding collectables.
Could we have a Bussell wedding street party
With oh I dunno....
cakes?