LOL.
Songs based on tonight's Royal love-making session?
I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do Skat)
The Royal Wedding Page 25
how many medals does Prince Phillip have??
blimey
he must have killed millions of Germans n been really really brave n shit
I heard someone on the radio say that 'David Beckham has got his medal on the wrong side of his jacket'.
did they follow that up by commenting on how his wife is a right miserable bitch with a face like a slapped arse?
or words to that effect!
Yes. Yes they did.
how original
and so very very true
cheer up ffs love
I'm a talented lip reader. I loved it when the couple were getting to the 'I Do' bit and the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said 'This shit is about to get real'.
YES! I saw that too!
couldnt believe it
shes f*king fouled mouth is old Liz
and in a church too
Quote: TopBanana @ April 29 2011, 5:31 PM BSTI'm a talented lip reader. I loved it when the couple were getting to the 'I Do' bit and the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said 'This shit is about to get real'.
Yeh but I lip read the reply. 'I told you he'd marry a commoner. That's one up the shitter you owe me!'
I still haven't seen any of it yet. Is this a record?
Yes.
Haven't you even seen a bit on the news?
Not yet. I expect I will at 10.
If such a thing still exists - news that is.
I saw a headline earlier saying "Prince drives his wife from the palace". I thought that was a bit quick.
It's since been changed to the royal couple driving from the palace. Not as funny. If the monarchy is to survive, we need more jokes.
I rather liked their little drive.
Quote: Badge @ April 29 2011, 10:44 PM BSTI saw a headline earlier saying "Prince drives his wife from the palace". I thought that was a bit quick.
It's since been changed to the royal couple driving from the palace. Not as funny. If the monarchy is to survive, we need more jokes.
With a bit of luck then, no jokes!