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The Royal Wedding Page 16

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2011, 5:40 PM BST

Speak for yoself mush! I orta give you a dry slap you fackin' slag.

Zooo you really do lower the tone at times!

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2011, 5:40 PM BST

Speak for yoself mush! I orta give you a dry slap you fackin' slag.

Zooo you really do lower the tone at times!

You two. You could be prospective tory candidates in Thanet.

They interviewed two kids in a tent this morning outside Westmister Abbey. They should have been in school. If I was the head of that school I'd have the Education Welfare Officer around there house next Tuesday morning. And enjoy the explanation.

Quote: roscoff @ April 27 2011, 8:27 PM BST

They interviewed two kids in a tent this morning outside Westmister Abbey. They should have been in school. If I was the head of that school I'd have the Education Welfare Officer around there house next Tuesday morning. And enjoy the explanation.

Depends where they go to school, roscoff. In some parts of the country schools are still on Easter hols. And if they go to private schools they get 76 weeks holiday a year anyway.

Quote: Badge @ April 27 2011, 8:34 PM BST

Depends where they go to school, roscoff. In some parts of the country schools are still on Easter hols. And if they go to private schools they get 76 weeks holiday a year anyway.

And if they are Catholic schools, they'll probably still be off as they broke up very late.

I've recorded the Giles & Sue Royal Wedding thing this evening. Should be good fun.

Which reminds me of the Good Life specials they did last year.......I couldn't help but fancy Sue in her long-haired wig:

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The reporter asked why they weren't in school and they replied that they'd rather be there. Fair enough but I'd castrate the parents personnally.

Quote: roscoff @ April 27 2011, 8:41 PM BST

The reporter asked why they weren't in school and they replied that they'd rather be there. Fair enough but I'd castrate the parents personnally.

Stable door open. Horse obviously bolted.

Quote: KLRiley @ April 27 2011, 8:37 PM BST

And if they are Catholic schools, they'll probably still be off as they broke up very late.

But unlikely to be celebrating a big do for the future head of the rival church. Unless they want to go to HELL. :)

Quote: Badge @ April 27 2011, 8:49 PM BST

But unlikely to be celebrating a big do for the future head of the rival church. Unless they want to go to HELL. :)

Kate Middleton will make a great head of the Church of England.

Big Ears has announced that he wishes to be defender of faiths, which completely misses the point and doesn't have a clue what the role means. (And actually the title defender of the faith was given Henry VIII by the Pope for his defence of Catholicism in the face of the rising proddy tides.) Throw into the mix the collapse of the numbers of people willing to identify themsleves as members of any Christian denomination these days and I doubt very much that there will be a Church of England left for Wills to be Supreme Governor of.
(Sorry. Horrid sentence construction. Will Aaron strike it down as there is a preposition at the end?)

Quote: KLRiley @ April 27 2011, 8:58 PM BST

(Sorry. Horrid sentence construction. Will Aaron strike it down as there is a preposition at the end?)

It was good enough for Churchill.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 27 2011, 8:39 PM BST

I've recorded the Giles & Sue Royal Wedding thing this evening. Should be good fun.

Which reminds me of the Good Life specials they did last year.......I couldn't help but fancy Sue in her long-haired wig:

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I recorded it tooo.
I fancy Sue a bit as well.

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2011, 9:03 PM BST

I recorded it tooo.
I fancy Sue a bit as well.

Somebody peel Zooo a carrot !

Distraction for zooo

If you don't want to listen to it, you can at least look at the picture. (Sorry but I had gathered you a bit of fan)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b010glpd/Drama_on_3_Kafka_the_Musical/

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