The Royal Wedding Page 14

I prefer her mum.

Quote: zooo @ April 25 2011, 6:04 PM BST

Careful! She has a circumference of approximately 2 inches and she may crumble into bits.

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I was thinking of using her as a sort of butt plug

Is that treasonous?

How did your date go?

Quote: TopBanana @ April 25 2011, 9:13 PM BST

I prefer her mum.

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Oh noes!

Date?

LOL.

Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2011, 9:17 PM BST

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Top Banana's big date!

I gave her a 99.

How rooood.

It was running down her chin and everything, but I gave her a Kleenex to mop it up with.

Filth!

Blame Mr Whippy.

Now 55, Carole Middleton has been at the helm of her party supplies company since 1987.

So she launched the business from a shed in the garden offering ready-made party bags

So they all get a lolly and a toy and a sherbet dip and other lickle things in a nice Kate and Wills bag when they leave Buck House.

Aaaahhh !

I suppose that enforced fun is better than four hours ringing a bell.

http://tinyurl.com/3c6jerp

Life's bitch and then you die . .

Happily, Fort Amherst in Kent and the Garrison Artillery in Buckinghamshire have come to the rescue by staging salutes of their own. "I understand they couldn't do it in London," says a spokesman for Buckinghamshire county council, which is supporting the salute. The Garrison Artillery tribute is due to be heard by Iain Duncan Smith, the Work and Pensions Secretary.

Thank you Iain for stepping in for us.

Much appreciated.