Well I must say I think we should all change our names legally.
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Cohen Nameless_hamster_wrapped_in_maskingtape_and_shoved_up_my_arse=Delisle.
I've changed my mind.
Quote: zooo @ April 23 2011, 9:06 PM BSTWell I must say I think we should all change our names legally.
I'm in! 
Quote: zooo @ April 23 2011, 9:09 PM BSTI've changed my mind.
I was kidding
my maternal grandparent wasn't Cohen...
What kind of moron invites the fxxxing Beckhams to their wedding!
Posh Spice. David's side of the church would have looked a bit strange without them, to be honest.
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 23 2011, 11:33 PM BSTPosh Spice. David's side of the church would have looked a bit strange without them, to be honest.
Love it! Margaret Corrie-Addison good Yeh!
Armand Speedy-Silver Dollar. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 23 2011, 9:03 PM BSTReginald Wolfy-Butler
Close friend of Sir Donald Wolfit?
Guy Ritchie. WTF.
A quote from the 'Reader Comments' section on the Daily Mail website, RE: the guestlist:
"YES WHAT ABOUT ANY OF DIANAS FREINDS INVITED THATS TERRIBLE IF NOT. WHY NOT REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER? YOU VILLION."
Villion! Great new word! 
He's got a point though, what massive disrespectiveness! Really, William and Kate should do the decent thing and dig his Mum up, stick a dress on her and make her Chief Bridesmaid at the wedding. But no, of course, snooty Kate couldn't stomach being upstaged by the rotting-yet-still-radiant corpse of The People's Princess!!