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The Royal Wedding

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1330151/Prince-William-Kate-Middleton-engaged-marry-2011.html

Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaged and will marry in 2011

Big news for the UK, lots of stuff to discuss, and a long time in which to discuss it.

* Are you excited? Already picking out a hat?

* Planning to sleep on the Mall to be a part of it all?

* Could the sale of memorial mugs finally pull the economy out of the doldrums?

* Kate: would you?

* Wills: would you?

* Couldn't give a shit? Sick of hearing about it? Tell us about it.

The last one.

Forget mugs. Tea towels is the way to cash in on this one!

Who and Who?

Ha ha, Kevin Murphy reads the Daily Mail.

F**k em

I'll be watching cable on the day.

Everyone knows Harry is gay anyway

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2010, 1:20 PM GMT

F**k em

I'll be watching cable on the day.

I would think Vince will be attending.

I'm crying - all girls my age hoped to marry Prince William.

(This is a lie - I don't want to marry him).

Quote: bigfella @ November 16 2010, 1:32 PM GMT

I would think Vince will be attending.

I told DaveyC I'd babysit he's paying me a fiver

I hadn't heard about it, nor do I care.

I might buy a mug though, they're super tasteful.

And you'll need one of my tea towels to dry it with.

Bet Sky interview him the day after their wedding night

Just tried to register theroyalwedding.com - its taken. :(

How about pointlessbollox.com, divorcedbyyearsend.com, or whatoutforthatparistunnel.co.uk

Give us a day off you f**kwits!

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