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I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here Page 5

Quote: Chappers @ November 22 2010, 9:17 PM GMT

I wonder what would happen if somebody actually died on one of these reality shows?

I'd laugh or cry or remain unmoved, depending who it was.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 24 2010, 11:40 PM GMT

No 'celebrity' tonight because of the football :(

I can't wait to see the Mario Bros trial played out for real. I'd love to give it a go.

Wasn't that it? Damn - and I voted for Rooney to do a trial.

Call her the Awful Poo Lady, call her Dr Gillian McKeith PhD: she is an empire, a multi-millionaire, a phenomenon, a prime-time TV celebrity, a bestselling author. She has her own range of foods and mysterious powders, she has pills to give you an erection, and her face is in every health food store in the country. Scottish Conservative politicians want her to advise the government. The Soil Association gave her a prize for educating the public. And yet, to anyone who knows the slightest bit about science, this woman is a joke.

McKeith is a menace to the public understanding of science. She seems to misunderstand not nuances, but the most basic aspects of biology - things that a 14-year-old could put her straight on.

She talks endlessly about chlorophyll, for example: how it's "high in oxygen" and will "oxygenate your blood" - but chlorophyll will only make oxygen in the presence of light. It's dark in your intestines, and even if you stuck a searchlight up your bum to prove a point, you probably wouldn't absorb much oxygen in there, because you don't have gills in your gut. In fact, neither do fish. In fact, forgive me, but I don't think you really want oxygen up there, because methane fart gas mixed with oxygen is a potentially explosive combination.

Her non-accredited correspondence-course PhD from the US causes her to misunderstand some of the most basic aspects of GCSE biology, while doling out "scientific" advice in a white coat, despite her farcical "academic" work. Now she's making an absolute bloody fool out of herself on live TV...again. Idiot.

Did she once tell you your poo wasn't up to scratch?

Welcome Henry.

I can see the anger inside you.

Ouch. Fair play to Shaun.

Why was that snake so angry!? Bloody hell.

Putting your hand in a box of rats isn't scary at all, is it? Surely.
Unless you have an actual phobia, obviously.

Bloody hell Shaun Ryder took that snake attack like a f**king champ.

It was pretty impressive!

Bloody hell Shaun Ryder took that snake attack like a f**king champ.

Quote: zooo @ November 25 2010, 8:53 PM GMT

Why was that snake so angry!? Bloody hell.

Once Lembit had annoyed the snake it was gonna bite anyone and anything in it's personal space. Shaun got the brunt of it's displeasure.

That bloody Lembit!

The bastard.

Anyone been watching IMACGMOOH Now!? Russell Kane has been very funny! So has Joe Swash for different reasons.

I don't really watch, but I saw a bit with Russell Kane and I didn't recognise him. All he'd done was do his hair differently.

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