A scene from some of the many rejected scenes of the 6th installment of the Harry Potter series.
NIGHT TIME - PROFESSOR SLUGHORN'S OFFICE.
TOM RIDDLE AND SLUGHORN BEGIN A CONVERSATION.
Tom: I was in the library the other night - in the restricted section - and I read something rather odd about a bit of rare magic. Its called - as I understand it - 'Scat porn'.
Slughorn: I beg your pardon?
Tom: Scat porn. I came across the term while browsing the internet. And... I didn't fully understand it.
Slughorn: Well I'm not sure what you've been reading, Tom, but this is very dark stuff. Very dark indeed.
Tom: Which is... why I came to you.
Slughorn: 'Scat' or 'Scatophilia' is the paraphilia involving sexual pleasure from faeces.
Tom: But I don't understand how that works, Sir.
Slughorn: One takes one's shit and smears some of it on the sexual organs of another. By doing so you are pleasured and it can help stimulate some senses that are not usually aroused.
Tom: And how would one go about finding people who are willing to participate in such an act?
Slughorn: I think you already know the answer to that, Tom.
Tom: Facebook.
Slughorn: Yes. Facebook rips the soul apart. It distances someone from real life and brings them closer to fantasies they would have never dreamt of. Scatophilia is a violation against nature.
Tom: Could you only perform these acts with one other person? For instance.. seven?
Slughorn: Seven! Merlin's beard Tom. Isn't it bad enough to do that with one other person? To smear your own poo upon seven people... This is all hypothetical isn't it Tom? All academic?
Tom: (smiling) Of course, Sir. It will be our little secret.
OUT OF THE VISION AND BACK INTO DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE. DUMBLEDORE IS VERY SHOCKED AND STUMBLES BACK ONTO THE STAIRS.
Dumbledore: This is beyond anything I'd imagined.
Harry: You mean to say he succeeded Sir? In performing 'Scat'?
Dumbledore: Oh, yes, he succeeded alright. And not just once. There is a group on his Facebook called 'Shit Eaters'. They wear masks and black gowns and they frighten people into also becoming Scat. Once again I must ask too much of you Harry.
Harry: We need to kill the members of the group?
Dumbledore: What? Oh, God no. We need to write to the Facebook technical support and get them to delete the group. 'Kill them'. You sick f**k, Harry.