BIFF AND JEN ARE COWERING IN A BOARDED UP BUILDING
BIFF
When hell is full the dead will walk the earth!
JEN
Except they're not walking, they seem to be hopping.
OOV ZOMBIE
Euuurrgghh! Wheeeeee! Euurrrggghhh! Wheee!
BIFF
Look at them go. They can hop 5 meters up, I mean granted they don't move very forward but you couldn't hide up a tree or anything.
DENZIL STAGGERS IN THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL HE HAS A MOP WITH A RUBBER GLOVE ON THE END THE FOREFINGER OF WHICH IS FILLED SO IT STICKS OUT
DENZIL
I can't believe, fellow humans. Oh thank the Lord I thought I was the last human.
JEN
Hey I'm Jen, what the hell is that stick for?
DENZIL
Aha I found their weakness, their achille's heel the chink through which we will win.
DEN
It's their brains isn't it?
DENZIL
No. It's their bottoms. A quick poke up the chuff and they finally damn die. Damn them all! Damn them back to hell!
JEN
But that's not much help, I mean how can 3 of us hold off that whole hord?
OOV ZOMBIES
Euuurrggghh! Bottoms! Euurrggghh! Wheee!
DEN
Oh it's over, it's hopeless.
JEN
Oh Den.
DENZIL
Is it? Have you seen where we're hiding out?
THEY LOOK AND SEE THEY'RE HIDING IN A MALL A SIGB READS "Atkinson's world of trampolines and extremely pointy stick warehouse, for all your pointy stick and trampoline needs."
JEN
And the skylights open!
