INT. CHURCH AT THE ALTAR. DAY.
COMMUNION AT CHURCH ON SUNDAY. THE PRIEST IS ABOUT TO ADMINISTER THE BODY AND BLOOD. THE PRIEST DIPS THE SACRAMENT INTO THE WINE AND PUTS IT DIRECTLY INTO THE MOUTHS OF THOSE KNEALING AT THE RAIL.
Priest
The body and blood of Christ.
ADMINISTERS SACRAMENT AND MAKES THE AIR CROSS AND MOVES ON TO THE NEXT.
The body and blood of Christ.
AND AGAIN. THIS TIME A CHOIRBOY IS KNEALT AT THE RAIL.
The body and blood of Christ.
AND AGAIN BUT THE CHOIRBOY BEGINS TO CHOKE. THE PRIEST LEAPS INTO ACTION AND GRABS THE CHOIRBOY FROM BEHIND AND ATTEMPTS TO PERFORM THE HEIMLICH MANOUVRE TO DISLODGE THE OBSTRUCTION.
CUT TO AN OLD LADY IN THE CONGREGATION WATCHING THE DRAMA.
Oldie (to her friend)
Ohh… I didn’t realise he was Catholic.
