Midichlorian
Worst idea for a religion Page 2
Jehovis Witnesses
Bread of heaven
Mooslims
They have a beef with everyone but don't milk it
Bap-tits
Nuf said
Quote: Nogget @ November 9 2010, 6:43 PM GMTBap-tits
Nuf said
Rivals to the Jehoivs Witnesses?
Catlicks
Feline saliva loving conservatives
Church of the Poisoned Minder
Boy George is the Bishop
Dennis Waterman does the bashing
Charlotte Church of England
Not so angelic
Roamin Catlicks
A faith that promotes random cat-like licks to varying parts of the body.
Church of In-ger-land!
Faith that basically goes round kickin f**k out of anyone who isnt English
Hen-doism
Faith that promotes the notion of gaggles of pissed up females tottering about on high heels and getting pissed on bacardi breezers whilst being rogered stupid under the pier by a bloke called Brett from Romford.
Bud-ism
Followers a gassy piss-like american beers.
Pastafarianism
Italian-inspired faith for lovers of foods made from an unleavened dough of wheat or buckwheat flour and water, sometimes with other ingredients such as eggs and vegetable extracts.
Methadoneists
Faith formed by those who are opioid dependent and want to quit.
Jehovah's I-Didnt-See-Nothin-Mate-And-Even-If-I-Did-Im-Not-About-To-Tell-Old-Bill-Am-I-You-Twat-ists
East End cult.
Seventh-dwarf Adventist
Dopey bunch (happy though)!
Eastern Enders Orthodox
Whose the father Mary you slaaaag?!
Hindudes
Dude what was my ka reincarnated into?
Plodestants
For all those non Catholic Coppers
Wes/Leannes
West Indian followers of John Wesley
Quote: sootyj @ November 9 2010, 9:05 PM GMTHindudes
Great title for a frat boy comedy movie. 
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2010, 9:15 PM GMTGreat title for a frat boy comedy movie.
shit now you mention it is, none of you wankers pinch that or I'l do you
THE CARDIE NALS
To go without the cardie would be morally and meterlogically wrong