Scene. Cathedral. Int. Night.
A CHOIRBOY IS KNEELING IN FRONT OF A PRIEST
THE PRIEST'S ROBE IS RAISED AND HIS VERY MODEST PENIS IS ONLY INCHES FROM THE BOY'S FACE, WHICH WEARS A PUZZLED EXPRESSION.
LOOKING BETWEEN THE PRIEST'S COCK AND THE BOY'S FACE WE SEE, STANDING AT THE OTHER END OF THE CATHEDRAL, A SECOND PRIEST, ROBES RAISED, A HUGE RAMPANT COCK HELD IN HIS HAND.
FIRST PRIEST (TO CHOIRBOY): This one is small. That one is f-a-a-a-a-ar away.
ENDS.
I know I shouldn't but this made me LOL.
This is a misfire for me Malfoy.
Lacking an ounce of humour it is also devoid of charm which is the only thing that might have mitigated the distasteful subject matter.
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It's brilliant!
Totally, totally brilliant!
LOL, LOL and LOL again.
Quote: Suzi Q @ November 8 2010, 10:14 AM GMTIt's brilliant!
Totally, totally brilliant!
LOL, LOL and LOL again.
You are easily impressed Suzi Q. Lucius has posted really funny stuff, this is low quality for him.