INT – THE BRIDGE OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - DAY
KIRK:
So I told the Admiral that there was no way that I’d do that.
BONES:
What did he say to you Jim?
KIRK:
What do you think Bones? That guy’s all talk. He folded like a house of cards. All you’ve got to do is stand up to these people.
BONES:
That’s you all over Jim. You don’t take nonsense from anybody.
KIRK:
You betcha!
THE DOORS SWISH OPEN AND SPOCK JOINS THEM
SPOCK:
That lamb curry we had for lunch was a bit on the bland side was it not gentlemen? I felt that it lacked bite and flavour.
KIRK:
I’ve had better Mr Spock. Why there's this balti house on ....
THE ALARM SUDDENLY SOUNDS:
MR CHEKOV:
Captain we are being hailed by somebody or some thing.
KIRK;
On screen Mr Checkov.
THE REV. PLAYFAIR (ON SCREEN):
Ah Captain Kirk, I trust that you haven't forgotten our philosophy discussion this coming Sunday? I do so look forward to them.
KIRK:
No Reverend. I'll be there all right.
REVEREND PLAYFAIR
OK, see you then.
THE VIEWER GOES BLANK AND KIRK RAISES HIS EYES TO HEAVEN
KIRK:
Bloomin’ celrgy! Eh lads?
THEY ALL LAUGH
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