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And now more unbroadcast material from David Attenborough
FX PENGUINS MILLINB AROUND AN ARCTIC WILDERNESS
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH(DA)
The emperor penguin has a most human behaviour. The urge to adopt and care for the young of others. The lone male will incubate and care for an abandoned egg as if it were it's own. Even though it clearly isn't.
This has lead to it being known as the nonce penguin.
Get off that egg you herring filled paedo c**t!
FX SOUND OF PENGUINS RUNNING AND SQUWALKING IN FEAR AND A KICKING BEING HANDED OUT
PRODUCER
David please stop kicking the penguin, oh God you've trodden on the egg!