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SootyJ & Sunshines holiday part 1 Page 2

Quote: Chappers @ November 6 2010, 1:43 AM GMT

Come on Angie. I know I would.

Andthat's why Dun Perving Home for degenerate old folks, keeps you in high secuity nappies and puts industrial strength bromide in your tea

Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2010, 10:06 PM GMT

Ha ha Will Cam isnt ironic
Ha ha Will Cam's BO is chronic
Ha ha spunk is his yummy tonic

:D

Can I drive the holiday bus? I can spank the arsehole out of a Routemaster.

I could also show you some of my driving tricks.

We're all going on a summer holiday.
Loads more wanking for a week or two.
Sooty and Sunshine on a summer holiday.
No more girlies for me and you.
For a week or two.
We'll be getting in fights nightly.
With Godot doing the driving too.
He's Cleveland steaming in the movies
.Now let's see if it's true.
Everybody has a summer holiday
Doing people they always wanted to.
So we're going on a summer holiday
But Will Cam can't come too
I suspect he's a Jew

Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 6 2010, 12:07 PM GMT

Can I drive the holiday bus? I can spank the arsehole out of a Routemaster.

I could also show you turn tricks.

That's pay for the petrol...

Laughing out loud

With Chappers offering to come on me and Godot's knack of getting the best out of the back of a bus, I'm seriously considering cancelling my holiday to Tunisia and pitching a tent on Hampstead Heath instead.

Angie, Chappers and Godot to?

Don't forget Will.

It's like Christmas came early. <nudge nudge>

Didn't you read the song? He isn't invited.

Can't argue with a song.

I did read the song, and understood Will is Jewish and therefore circumsized, so he's back on the bus.

I will be checking he paid the right fare, though.

Well it;'s me or him!

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 7 2010, 10:38 PM GMT

I did read the song, and understood Will is Jewish and therefore circumsized, so he's back on the bus.

I will be checking he paid the right fare, though.

How much is it for a ride then Angie?

I thought you had a Freedompass Old Chappers?

Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2010, 10:41 PM GMT

Well it;'s me or him!

Right, that's it. Outside Sootyj where you will get a jolly good thrashing!

Haven't got involved in critique for ages, maybe I'll look back and-

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th November 2013, 8:06 PM GMT

It's creepier to bump without reading

Oh.

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