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Inserting song titles into testimony

".../in relation to the evidence given by a firearms officer to the inquest into the death of Mark Saunders....It is alleged that, while giving evidence under oath to the inquest on 27 September 2010, officer AZ8 deliberately inserted song titles into his verbal testimony."

What song titles might he have used?

He fought the law, but the llaw won.....

Licence to kill?

Bullet in the head?

Happiness is a warm gun?

99 problems shooting a pissed banker aint one

Everything I do I do it for you.

Bang bang!

Who wants to live forever.

Long shot kick the bucket.

The Shoop shoop song.

What?

A View on a Kill

Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.

F**k the Police.

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